The Twix Shot

Okay, so you know those Twix commercials? The ones where there is a protagonist who says something regrettable and then circumvents the following awkwardness by shoving, and I mean shoving an entire Twix bar into her or his mouth? A real bar, too--not a fun size or anything wimpy like that.

So somehow Jeff, Allison, Phil and I decided to try this shoving method of eating a Twix bar after Jeff chanced upon a multi-pack of the delicious confections. Hence the "Twix Shot" (because we were drinking at the time, natch) was actualized in real life. And it.

Was.

Amazing.

It really was like taking a shot of Twix. Initially it was hard to cram the whole thing in there, but once you did you were bombarded by chocolate, caramel, and of course, the cookie crunch in such an intense, metaphysical way it was like candy nirvana. I will only eat my Twix bars in this manner from now on.

And the commercials don't lie. You really can't talk with all that Twix, all that Twix inside your mouth.