The Freshmaker: Armed Forces, Adhesives, and A-List Crotch Fruit

Fresh: Navy
Fresh Last Week: Air Force
Stale: Army

Fresh: Surgical tape

FLW: Gaffers tape

Stale: Scotch tape

Fresh: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
FLW: Suri Holmes-Cruise
Stale: What's-his-face-doesn't-even-stand-a-chance Weisz-Aronofsky